Wick: the last 7 days in 16 (19th to 25th May 2012)

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 Men in Black 3 invades theatres this weekend and I don’t know if this is related in any way, but we observed some pretty strange happenings this Wick. The following give credence to the claim that aliens live among us…

  1. In Singapore, a maid was charged for spiking her boss’ coffee with her menstrual blood.
  2. A US man became so annoyed with a group of noisy moviegoers sitting behind him that he stepped over the seat and punched one of them (a 10-year-old boy) in the face.
  3. A 61-year-old German woman blew a whistle into her phone’s mouthpiece thereby damaging a call-centre worker’s hearing. The woman was fed up of the company calling her to try to sell her products.
  4. A US man confessed to killing his wife because she would not to get out of bed to go buy a car with him.
  5. A Canadian woman called 911 when she overheard moaning and yelling coming from her neighbor’s place. Police found the neighbor alive and well; the man said that he’d been ‘moaning and yelling’ because defecation had been difficult that morning.
  6. A US woman set up a business performing wedding ceremonies for pets.
  7. In the UK, obese boys (as young as ten) are having operations to remove their man boobs.
  8. Some Brazilian doctors were struggling to deliver a baby and ended up tearing the child’s head off in the process.
  9. A US man is asking his state to help him pay child support. He has 30 children with 11 different women.
  10. A US cop was charged for breaking into a neighbor’s home every time he wanted to do his laundry.
  11. A US man was charged for littering after his  $1 bill dropped to the ground when he handed money over to a beggar.
  12.  In the US, a 91-year-old female driver hit and killed a 101-year-old man.
  13. A Chinese billionaire is willing to pay 5 million to find a ‘pure’ wife.
  14. An Israeli man filed for divorce citing “stress” after his wife adopted 550 cats.
  15. Chinese officials stipulate that public toilets can contain no more than two flies at any one time.
  16. A UK priest left the church to become an Elvis Presley impersonator. He explained, “One day I was out walking the dogs in between church services and I felt God say to me very strongly, ‘Take Elvis to the Church!’

Consider yourselves up to speed…

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