Is this prompt your way of telling me that we’re allowed only one of the two? Let me know please. Also, ask about the return policy on my behalf; you see I’m a SUPER honest and an EXTREMELY fair person and I’m uncomfortable about this apparent preferential treatment I’ve benefited from.
I would also be very grateful if you would introduce me to the panel responsible for such designations. No, no, no…it’s nothing to worry about. I just want to see their faces when I tell them that there are those of us who love ourselves, flaws and all! So belelesh!!!
*belelesh – taunt used in the Caribbean.